Trump Announces Plans To Count To A Million

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US President Donald Trump will count to a tremendously large number, it has been confirmed.

Responding to claims he is unfit for office, the President, who is a genius, said big numbers don’t faze him. “I’ve counted to over a thousand many, many times before,” Mr Trump tweeted this morning.

Although Mr Trump has never counted to a million, he says he will do it easily on his first try. “I am a VERY excellent counter. I’ve counted all the numbers,” his tweet read.

The former business tycoon said Hillary Clinton would never be able to count to a million. “She’s tried, she failed. She doesn’t even know what comes after ten hundred,” he told journalists.

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has since announced he will start counting to a billion.

By The Shovel

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